OK seriously, we need 2 voiceactors.
One to voice a financial consultant and one to voice a King, and it's not even that hard, this is the script for the scene:
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SCENE 1
DARK TOWER: Night.
A thunderstorm rages. Two silhouetted figures (KING ANTHRACITE and the CONSULTANT) are speaking inside the tower as the CAMERA smoothly flies through a window.
KING ANTHRACITE: I've got to do something! My company is almost bankrupt! Our product just isn't selling!
CONSULTANT: This is the Dark Ages. Hygiene isn't real big right now.
KING ANTHRACITE: It should be! And what abut our cosmetics line!?
CONSULTANT: Perhaps you should lower your prices.
KING ANTHRACITE: WHAT!?
CONSULTANT: Just a thought.
KING ANTHRACITE: Then what should I do?
CONSULTANT: (slowly, sinisterly) Desperate times call for desperate measures.
KING ANTHRACITE: You mean...
CONSULTANT: (still sinister) A publicity stunt.
KING ANTHRACITE: How diabolically, fiendishly clever!
CONSULTANT: Thank you.
KING ANTHRACITE: No, thank YOU! What an idea! I'll go bribe the media!
KING ANTHRACITE (starts to stand)
CONSULTANT: Ahem?
KING ANTHRACITE: Oh... yes. Your fee. (tosses a bag of coins on the desk)
CONSULTANT: Thank you. Come again, now.
Camera flies back out window as the CONSULTANT cackles hysterically.
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Just get out your microphone, record yourself saying one of those, register at the forum (
http://anim8ormovie.14.forumer.com/) and start a new topic about your voiceacting, if we like it then send it to us and you'll never have to see us again, unless your doing the King, he's comes in a few times throughout out the movie. Alternately just send me the file an I'll tell them.
Did I mention your name will be in the credits!?